The story of Robert Hazard is every songwriter's
fantasy: One day, in a 15-minute burst of inspiration, he dreams up
a simple melody, "Girls Just Want to Have Fun," that catches the
new-wave moment perfectly and becomes a 1983-84 megahit for Cyndi
Lauper. It becomes a pop perennial, used over and over in movies,
the soundtrack of two generations.
Its success means that Hazard, now 55, never has
to work again. At one point in the '90s, he estimated that "Girls"
had generated more than $1 million in royalties. And that's the
velvet handcuff.
"Sure, it sounds great," groans the former Philly
rock institution, sitting in one of his old haunts, Sassafras
restaurant in Old City. The singer and songwriter, who lives in Vero
Beach, Fla., is gearing up to present his first new material in a
decade - he'll perform Friday at The Point in Bryn Mawr - and is
blunt about the downside of his strange brand of celebrity.
"Think about it: What kind of a living is that?
Sooner or later you begin to wonder what you've got to contribute.
You have to go back to work, just for yourself."
Hence Hazard's The Seventh Lake, an album
of rootsy, blues-inflected songs far different from the
nerve-jangling new wave he made with the Heroes in the late '70s and
early '80s. The album was produced by T-Bone Wolk, and features tart
Hazard meditations on information overload ("Everybody's Talkin' ")
and regret ("Whole Lot of Water"), being dazzled by his young
daughter's beauty ("Pretty Little Thing") and haunted by a strange
New Jersey thoroughfare ("Route 666," the road between Tuckahoe and
Berlin that Hazard traveled frequently when he lived in the area.)
The tunes were a litmus test for Hazard, who has a
second career as an antiques dealer with shops in South Florida and
the Adirondacks. He never stopped writing and recording at home, and
during the last few years he composed a batch that were, in his
estimation, particularly strong.
"I'm my own worst critic," says Hazard, who
dropped "Girls" from his set after it became a hit for Lauper. "I
have to really like something, because you never know, you might
actually have to sing it all the time."
On Seventh Lake, Hazard says, his focus was
lyrics. He set out to tell stories, not simply riff on an infectious
idea.
"Somewhere in the last few years, the poetry has
become really important to me," he explains, citing Bob Dylan, the
Band and Van Morrison as some of the greats that inspired him. At
times, he sounds like Scarecrow-era Mellencamp, tapping a
wide range of folk and roots styles to spin his yarns. "I tried to
really get inside the lyrics, and sometimes it felt almost back to
how I started as a teenager, playing open-mike nights."
Hazard sent out demo versions to solicit feedback.
"I didn't trust it at first," he explains. But as friends and
trusted music associates reacted positively, Hazard got the message
he was on the right track. "T-Bone was just so excited about the
stuff. He had all these ideas about how to do [the songs], and it
ended up being a great time, making the record."
Until Hazard finds the right label or distribution
situation, Seventh Lake will be available at his performances
and, soon, at local music shops and via the Internet. "I know this
thing isn't going to be easy," he says of re-entering a business he
left, somewhat disgruntled, in the '80s. "But it's something I want
to pursue. I miss it, absolutely."
Asked what part he misses - the girls throwing
bricks with panties wrapped around them through his Center City
apartment window, the adulation of clubbers who packed places like
the long-gone London Victory at 10th and Chestnut on Monday nights,
or the music itself - the wry Hazard shoots back: the music.
For a few years there, he and the Heroes were the
rising stars of Philly rock. His self-titled five-song debut EP,
issued in 1982, included an infectious number called "Escalator of
Life" that became a local hit. That got Hazard noticed, and he was
signed to RCA, which reissued the EP, then followed it with the 1984
Wing of Fire. At the time, the band was working constantly,
Hazard recalls.
"We were together seven nights a week. If we
weren't playing, we were rehearsing, trying to create a sound. The
guys would beg for nights off, and I was always like 'Girlfriends?
We don't have time for girlfriends.' "
Despite his work ethic, Hazard's album didn't
catch fire the way the label expected, and he was dropped, though
the success of "Girls" gave Hazard a certain industry cachet and he
remained a club draw. He issued his second RCA album, Darling,
in 1986, and put out his last set of new material, Howl - an
effort he describes as ill-conceived - in 1998.
Though he's anxious to get back, Hazard has some
rules. He won't do oldies shows. And he plans to be very selective
about even performing songs from his previous incarnation as the
wiry rocker from Delaware County with the skinny necktie and
new-wave pompadour.
"This guy from Atlantic City calls," Hazard
chuckles. "He wants to do a whole Robert Hazard show, with the same
outfits, the whole thing. He was offering a lot of money, but there
was no way. I don't want to go back. That's why I'm not going to do
the old Heroes songs - I might do one, like 'Hang Around With You.'
That's it. They were part of a different time, not now. I've moved
on."